Friday, November 02, 2007

Most Beautiful Bottom in the World Competition

What you goin' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Sloggi International, makers of fine, fine underwear recently sponsored a "Most Beautiful Bottom in the World" or World Backside Championships competition. And yes, my writing and commenting on it is pandering to the masses.

Probably sexist too.

Hell, it isn't even a Russia or former Soviet Union topic.

But it's fun, so I'm rolling with it.

Approximately 15,000 people entered photos of themselves for the competition on Sloggi's website, which drew over five million people (aka perverts). 130,000 people registered to vote for their favorites. From that bottomless field, 42 finalists from 26 countries were selected for the final competition in Munich, Germany. It was a Bum-Off!

The winner's original entry is posted to the right. Clever how she works the laptop in there as a nod to the obsessive computer geeks who will be drooling over her image and click, click, clicking to vote for her. Marketing saavy, we call that.

The winners were 19-year old Kristina Dimitrova of Bulgaria and 24-year old Andrei Andrei of Romania. They each recieve a 10,000 euro 1st prize, a modeling contract with Sloggi, and insurance for their prized possession.
Katja and I evaluated the finalists photos last night. We're wishing she had entered (as a Russian, of course). We think she could have took her. Dimitrova would be going down, y'all!

No, I'm not going to submit photographic evidence to support my claim. I'll just say - men follow her around in the supermarket, and leave it at that.

For the record, neither of us were that impressed with Andrei Andrei. Not that I was checking him out (ahem).

Reuters Video of the Event.

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Chrisius Maximus said...

Somebody photo-shopped a picture of my butt onto that girl. I believe I am going to sue.

W. Shedd said...

Dude, you must get alot of action.

Chrisius Maximus said...

When I shake my money-maker, $100 bills fall from the sky.

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